The Dragon Called Bob

In a town far away a Gufenshmurtz dragon
Lived in the forest of Minnie McWagon
He was called Bob, that was his name
He liked Football, it really was his game

Dan Carter the Jockeyman Bobs best mate
Was partnered in business with Colin Slade
They sold Jockeys, the opposite to
Boxer shorts which Bob hated too

Ever since he was a baby boy
Boxer shorts were his least favourite toy
Once at school it was superhero day
He had no undies so wore boxers all the way
The kids all laughed the teacher scolded
You’re stupid she said her arms folded
Into his claws Bob bawled
They beat him up it turned into a maul

Ever since then Bob cracked
Anyone gave him any slack
Since that day Bob shoots
Whoever wears boxers those stupid coots

Dan Carter was his partner in crime
On boxers they wasted all their damn time
The Mayor decided to shut them down
And then he slung them out of town

All the townspeople began to cheer
Boxers they could now wear without fear
They partied late into the night
Until the morning when they all took flight.